why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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