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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems

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• (585): View more from New York

  This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....

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• (830): View more from Texas

  just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  when I sang my humps to you I meant it.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just gargled with NyQuil

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in

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• (510): View more from California

  I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.

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