Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.