just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.