So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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