i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
accomplished twins. life is a go
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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