wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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