Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Pants 0. Shit 1.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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