last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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