i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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