I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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