I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and she was petting her beer can
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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