Its about making memories worth repressing
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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