oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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