They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize