Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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