Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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