I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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