i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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