You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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