with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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