Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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