Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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