It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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