I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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