dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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