Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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