Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
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checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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