u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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