Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I smell stomach acid.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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