If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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