What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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