I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
time to smoke my breakfast
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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