I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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