he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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