Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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