North Korea, Best Korea!
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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