So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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