I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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