Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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