I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
so explain again why im purple
no
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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