So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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