Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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