yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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