I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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