I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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