There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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