Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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