make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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