with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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