I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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