i think my tv is drunk
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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