Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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