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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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