She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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