All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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